Hey. Abser. 17. Michigan. I like coffee and anime and cats and I'm pretty much in a relationship with food not anymore I'm in a relationship with eemy

 

lord-kitschener:

grumpyguns:

squidowlrobot:

the-tonberry:

reaill:

babestuck:

i WANT AN OTAMATONE THEYRE SO ANNOYING

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I am obligated to reblog this on the grounds that it is insanely annoying and I want it.

oh my god. i cannot stop laughing 

oh my god they’re really cute and i;m laughing so hard

The top comment on the YouTube video says all you need to know:

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(Source: pitythequeen)

dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

youngharlemnigga:

noflexzoneremix:

I’m on the city bus and this nigga told his girl he’s gonna eat her ass on the bus in front of everyone

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"But in the end, he’s a very tragic person who stopped growing!"

"Kashima, are you an idiot?"

(Source: deaththekidding)